I-I must say! I am spitting mad for reasons unknown! Quite honestly, I do not know how in-control of my actions I am at this very moment! I may-I may slap someone! I advise you all stay far away from me, for I am vicious! I am a scoundrel today!

[He quite viciously tears the head off a dandelion.]

Where are all of the Nyx-damned marigolds!?